As I was driving home from work today I was listening to the Matt & Ramona Show (107.9 Charlotte) and they were doing a segment on breakups with an ending "flourish". You might also call it the Grande Finale of the relationship.
So from listening to one womans story, I've learned today that you should never underestimate the revenge ability of an angry woman. Here's the story:
She's driving over to a male friends house and notices that her boyfriends car is there as well. Not so strange since they are all friends. Well...She knocks on the door and no one answers, even though she sees the friend sitting right there on the couch. He just wont come open the locked door. After some quick thinking she grabs an empty heineken bottle from her car, very classy, and demands that the door be open or she'll bust the glass. The friend opens the door, and she asks where her bf is. "I think he's upstairs." So she busts into one of the upstairs bedroom only to find....
Her bf half naked with another girl. This is where it got good. She takes the beer bottle and starts to beat him over the head. He picks her up during this whole process and takes her outside. Once outside she picks up a brick and busts every window on the sluts car and then gets back in her car to speed back to her place. Why is she going back to her place? To get all of his clothes/belongings of course. She then leaves her place to drive back to the friends place. "Oh wait! PIT STOP! I've got $7, lets buy a gas can and some gas. score!" What to do with this gas? Dump his stuff in the front yard and soak everything with gasoline lasagna-style (gotta have it layered and soaked through!) Yep, lets create a bonfire while he stares out the window like a scared pussycat.
Needless to say, she mentioned that her and the guy are still good friends and laugh about it now. WTF?!!!1!
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Wow, that's a little harsh. I never understand why you would make such an ass of yourself. I once heard a story of a man that was living with a woman. He had to go on a business trip and said he would like her out by the time he got back. He was a little nervous what she would do to the apartment while he was gone. When he came back he found the apartment in perfect shape. He felt very happy. He then heard something coming from the phone. It turned out to be the time given from another country. She called this long distance line and left it on his phone for the entire time he was gone. Now that's the kind of revenge I like. Subtle yet stinging.
Over here in the UK we have women threatening their other halves with a 'Bobbit'.
Did you ever hear of that story? It was a little bit harsher than the phone one or just burning clothes. Lets just say, he had to have it sewn back on! Ouch! The Bobbits ended up quite famous.
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